"Dawg, dawg do ya feel me dawg? Shoot, I may be white, but it's just a birthmark! It's just a birthmark!"
Ryan: So obviously you have a personality that stands out.
Mikalah: No, stop, I'm really shy!
Ryan: Yeah I can tell... What do you think the other contestants think of you?
Mikalah ...Honestly? No, I'm just kidding! Well I think they think that I'm funny, nice...I they think that, they all think nice about eachother.
Mikalah: Yeah, has anybody said anything to you Ryan? Come on!
"I think that I'm fabulous and so are my fans! Hello there! Hello!"
"OK, so I missed my homecoming for this, but that’s ok 'cause this is way better, but if you send me home… then you’re going to my prom Simon!"
"The accoustics are WAY better than the ones in my bathroom..."
"I want to be famous because I can't cook, I can't clean, and I can't walk my own dog. Thank you!"
"It means that maybe someday I can buy my mom those implants she always wanted, yah!"
"The reason that I think that I should be the next American Idol is because I wanna be a great role model to young women. Uh, wait, I am a young woman!"
"And you said you, Simon you would always stay, no I’m really talking to you Simon!"
"Ya know Randy, Ya Know? Like you and me?"
"Look, if I were a Mariah, or a Whitney, and I was perfect and I didn't have to mistakes, I wouldn't be on this show. I mean, we're all learning, we're all trying, and I mean, that's what American Idol is! We're gonna try to get better, and we're going to learn from our mistakes. So it's okay! Give me another week, it'll be fabulous!"
"If you send me home, you're going to my prom Simon."
"I started singing at 18 months, I was in the bath... for all you lucky boys out there! No, I'm just kidding!"
"I deserve it, I'm funny! I think that I'm funny..."
"I wanna be the next American idol because if I don’t make it here I won't make it anywhere! This isn’t New York!"
"Are you wearing makeup as a man?"
"I LOVE the stage! Lets just stand here for a minute, mmk?"
"My mom will say 'Mikalah you're grounded!' and I'll be like 'Well can you give me 3 reasons why?"
"If you couldn't tell, I'm not a drama queen or anything!"
"As much as I talk, I can listen too!"
"Ya know what, do I have lipstick on my teeth? I'm sorry, I just feel it, and I'm just gonna get it off!"
"I mean, if they graded me on a social life, I'd go to Harvard or Stanford!"
"I worked at an oxygen bar.. it just gives you a lot of energy.. you can tell, I did it all the time!"
"Like last week I was singing Carrie's 'Alone', and i was like 'TOOOOONIGHTTTTT' and she was like 'Mikalah SHUT.UP!'"
"Ok so bare with me... I'm only 17. I'm not that responsible."
"I'm a capricorn, I'm really quiet and shy and reserved, and I HATE attention...JUST KIDDING!"
"Now, I don't know the rest of the song, and who gives a sh*t, so I'm singing the first one all over again!"
"My name’s Mikalah Gordon, I’m 16 yrs. Old, just made the cut and I’ll uh be singing “Lullaby of Birdland”.
"FABULOUS!"
"You know im not really THAT surprised…"
"I mean, if they graded me on a social life, I'd go to Harvard or Stanford!"
"I mean, I'm not right in the head, but who jumps up and down for no reason!"
"Ok…stop with all the Mikalahs!"
"V4M… Vote For Mikalah!"
"And I like to clog! No just kidding!"
"Shalom Bitches!"